There are many things I love about Melbourne ... the fact that this can happily sit in a shop window without humour-deficient animal rights activists cracking the shits is just one of them :-)
The Mad Hatter might be from New Zealand but maybe not just at the moment.
The Mad Hatter might be a raving lefty or perhaps an evil public relations specialist.
The Mad Hatter might also like talking in the third person.
But you shouldn't believe anything you read on the internet.